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Rugby Songs
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![The Tradition
There are literally thousands of rugby songs. Traditionally, you?Äôd sing these songs in a bar after practices or during the Third Half. A team will usually adopt (or adapt) three or four songs they expect all their players to know. Rugby songs are not for the politically correct. They are characteristically base, ribald and juvenile. And you?Äôll love every minute of singing them.
You might have some questions about some odd behavior that occur when we sing these songs:
Everyone seems to be forming a circle...?ĮYep, that usually happens at when someone gets the songs started.
He's holding his cup/beer bottle to his head...?ĮHe's asking for his turn. Most rugby songs have many verses. He's holding that cup to his head to signify that he wants to sing the next verse.
They all seem to be pointing to the guy with the beer on this head with their elbows...?ĮEven after you put that cup to your head, it's not a given that you get to pick the next verse. Everyone in the circle will point to you with their elbows to tell you that yes, you are the leader.
Dough -- A Thing I Buy Beer With?Ä®(To the tune of "Doe a deer" from The Sound of Music Music.)
Dough a Thing I Buy Beer With?ĮRay a guy who buys me beer?ĮMe, a guy I buy beer for?ĮFa, a long way to the bar?ĮSo, I think I'll have a beer?ĮLa, la la la la la la?ĮTea, no thanks I'll have a beer?Įthat brings us back to dough oh oh oh ....
Yogi
(Sung to the tune of "Camptown Races")
I know a bear that you all know,?ĮYogi, YOGI,?ĮI know a bear that you all know,?ĮYogi, Yogi Bear.
YOGI, YOGI BEAR,?ĮYOGI, YOGI BEAR,?ĮI KNOW A BEAR THAT YOU ALL KNOW,?ĮYOGI, YOGI BEAR.
Yogi's got a little "friend,"?ĮBooboo, BOOBOO,?ĮYogi's got a little "friend,"?ĮBooboo, Booboo Bear
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,?ĮBOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,?ĮYOGI'S GOT A LITTLE "FRIEND,"?ĮBOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR.
And similarly:¬Ý
Yogi's got a cheesy knob, cammum, CAMMUM?ĮCammum, Camembert.
Booboo likes it on the fridge, polar, POLAR?ĮPolar, polar bear.
Yogi hates it up the ass, something, SOMETHING?ĮSomething he can't bear.
Yogi's dick is long and green, cucum, CUCUM?ĮCucum, cucumber.
Yogi likes to shave his pubes, grizzly, GRIZZLY?ĮGrizzly, grizzly bare.
Booboo?Äôs boyfriend has no teeth, gummy, GUMMY?Ä®Gummy, gummy bear
My Boyfriend
Brought to the Grizzlies by Rugger/Cowpoke Justin!
Lead Sings: "My boyfriends a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
Group Sings: A mighty fine cowboy is he,
Leader Sings: All day he rides bulls, rides bulls, rides bulls
Group sings: And when he comes home he rides me.
Group sings: (this part never changes)
Oh...drink a¬Ýlittle bit, f^$% a little bit, follow the man,
Follow the man with a beer in his hand,
Drink a little bit, f^$% a little bit, follow the man,
Follow the man all the way"
Add your own occupations
Postman - licks stamps
Carpenter - nails boards
Lead sings:¬Ý "My boyfriends a (occupation), (occupation), (occupation),
Group sings: A mighty fine (occupation) is he,
Lead sings: All day he (what he does at his job), (what he does at his job), (what he does at his job)
Groups sings: And when he comes home he (what he does at his job) me.
Group sings: (this part never changes)
Oh...drink a¬Ýlittle bit, f^$% a little bit, follow the man,
Follow the man with a beer in his hand,
Drink a little bit, f^$% a little bit, follow the man,
Follow the man all the way"
Alternate Shannon ?Äì final refrain!
Group sings: (this part never changes)
Oh...drink a¬Ýlittle bit,¬Ýdrink a lot more, follow¬ÝShannon,
Follow¬ÝShannon with a beer in her hand,
Oh...drink a¬Ýlittle bit,¬Ýdrink allot more, follow¬ÝShannon,
Follow¬ÝShannon all the way!
If I Were the Marrying Kind (a.k.a,The Rugby Song)?Ä®(This song is a classic and required knowledge by every rugger. Practically every team sings it, usually tweaking it to fit the team?Äôs personality. Obviously not every verse is sung, because the song would be way too long, but this will give you an idea of the variations. )
I were the marrying kind?ĮWhich thank the lord I'm not, sir?Įthe kind of rugger I would wed?Įwould be a rugby .....
(team points to the hooker. Hooker puts beer on top of head)?ĮHOOKER: Hooker sir!
GROUP: Why sir?
HOOKER:?Į'cause I'd swipe balls, and you'd swipe balls?Įwe'd all swipe balls together?Įwe'd be alright in the middle of the night?Įswiping balls together
GROUP:?ĮIf I were the marrying kind?ĮWhich thank the lord I'm not, sir?Įthe kind of rugger I would wed?Įwould be a rugby .....
(team points to the props. Props put beer on head)?ĮPROPS: Prop sir!
GROUP: Why sir?
PROPS:?Į'cause I'd support a hooker?Įand you'd support a hooker?Įwe'd all support a hooker together?Įwe'd be alright in the middle of the night?Įsupporting hookers together
Other verses:?Į2nd Row : grab Crotch, sniff Butt ?ĮFlanker: get off quick?ĮNo. 8: hold until you come?ĮScrumhalf: put it in, grab balls?ĮFlyhalf: whip it out, call shots?ĮCenters: look for the hole, pass out?ĮWing: go hard, never get it, come too fast, spread it wide?ĮFullback: kick balls, get fucked, find touch?ĮAny Forward: get stripped?ĮAny Back: get laid?ĮScrum: go down?ĮRule Book: get violated?ĮShorts: go up your butt?ĮHalftime Orange: get sucked?ĮMouthguard: get licked, get sucked?ĮSpectator: get to watch?ĮSpectator on a rainy day: come in rubber, be wet?ĮSpectator on a sunny day: come again?ĮGoal Posts: get split, stand erect?ĮCleats: get screwed?ĮGroundskeeper: trim bush, do lines?ĮWhistle: get blown?ĮBoot:: come in boxes, get tied up?ĮBall: strapped in leather, get touched, get pumped?ĮPitch: grow weed, be hard?ĮTeam from far away: come for hours?ĮTeam on a bus: get off?ĮDrunk Team: get fucked up
And from our own ?Äúun-sung?Äù brothers several new rugby ?Äúsongs?Äù
that with a little luck and a lot of beer may one day enter the official rugger song book.
Rugbylicious for Shannon
(To the tune of Bootylicious)
Bucks, can you handle this??ĮRoyals, can you handle this??ĮDragons, can you handle this??ĮI don't think they can handle this!
Wooooooo?Ä®Barely move, she's arrived?Ä®Lookin sexy, lookin fly?Ä®Baddest chick, chick inside?Ä®Referee, jam tonight?Ä®Spotted us another team?Ä®There you are, come on guys?Ä®Don't you wanna scrum with us?Ä®Can you handle, handle us?Ä®You gotta do much better if you gone ruck with us tonight?Ä®You gotta work your line-outs if you gonna play with us tonight?Ä®Read our lips carefully if you like what you see?Ä®Move, groove, prove you can hang with us?Ä®By the looks we got you shook up and scared of us?Ä®Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for us?Ä®Cause our coach?Äôs too rugbylicious for ya babe?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for us?Ä®Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe?Ä®Diablos, can you handle us??Ä®Fog, can you handle us??Ä®Quake, can you handle us? I don't think you can handle us!
(It can be ended here. Or you may continue if you want to be extra annoying.)
I'm about to break you off?Ä®H-town goin hard?Ä®Lead my hips, slap my thighs?Ä®Swing my hair, square my eyes?Ä®Lookin hot, smellin good?Ä®Groovin like I'm from the hood?Ä®Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss?Ä®Can you handle, handle this?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for us.?Ä®Cause our coach?Äôs too rugbylicious for ya babe?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for us?Ä®Cause our coach?Äôs too rugbylicious for ya babe?Ä®Move your body up and down (whoo!)?Ä®Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)?Ä®I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)?Ä®Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe?Ä®I shake my jelly at every chance?Ä®When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance?Ä®I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have?Ä®Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz?Ä®[Scatting]?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for the Grizzlies?Ä®I don't think you ready for us?Ä®Cause our coach?Äôs too rugbylicious for ya babe](Songs_files/shapeimage_1.png)
